"Cauliflower looks like brains. I wonder whether it is possible to palm off it instead of a brains when Zombie Apocalypse starts?"
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We offer you a fresh, author's jokes and sketches, which create group of real people and optimists in a real time for pleasure. These jokes are never duplicated and exist in a single copy. If you like this collection, you can read it daily.
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A few samples:
To hollow out one sign on the tombstone costs $180. It turns out profitable to die being Korean named Kim, than being German named Zimmerman.
What is the point to wash hands in the toilet in a foodservice, if to get out of the toilet, it is necessary to touch the dirty door handle?
Squash Coach asks:
- Do you feel the ball?
- Once I slapped hard my tennis partner by tennis ball.
Well, SHE FELT THE BALL.
Someone presented me 2 silly books. But books turned 2 be very useful! I snuggled by it my disorderly plug socket. Now fan operates reliably.