Run away from your owner who wants to wash you. There is no joke. This terrible man is chasing you with a bucket full of the purest water! Watch out!
Run as far and as fast as you can to achieve your goal - be the filthiest dog on the planet. Or in the universe? Woof knows...
The road to your dreams is, however, full of surprises. Some of them are pleasant - you can wallow in the mud or surf through the trash to get more dirty. Your each step brings you new beads of sweat. All of that, combined with the increasing smell of your divine body motivates you to run even faster.
Unfortunately, the journey can bring to you some dangerous obstacles. Moving cars, opened drains... death is everywhere!
Be careful and woof!