“This app is ingenious” – Cult of Mac
“Way too fun” – Geekazine
“Can’t stop laughing” – bOing bOing
“Simple to use and often hilarious… with great production value” – Appolicious/Yahoo
“Completely unique app… effortless to create… interesting and enjoyable” – Apple’N’Apps
“Has the potential for lots of hilarity and fun. May it live long and prosper.” – Examiner.com
“Shatoetry boldly goes where no app has gone before” – IGN & Mashable
“It will keep you amused and connected with your friends" – MacNewsWorld
“Shatoetry combines the addictive nature of magnet poetry with the convenience of a smart phone app… Playing alone is fun, but it could be a really cool party game, too. All of these qualities make the app well worth the price to download.” – Nerdist
“Once you download it you'll say to yourself, ‘Of course! This app is brilliant!’” – Crave Online
“Totally different than anything else you’ve ever seen.” – William Shatner
I am pleased to present to you my official app.
I created it to invite you to collaborate with me – through Shatoetry.
Shatoetry lets you arrange words to compose sentences, statements, phrases, messages… and hear me perform them for you.
That’s right: You author it, and I’ll recite it.
And what do we call that? A Shatism, of course.
You can save the Shatisms you create, send them to your friends by email, and share them through social media.
You can team up with other Shatoetists through GameCenter and co-create with your friends online. Or pass it around the room to take turns Shatoetizing with that person next to you.
Some people like to use it to compose poetry and haiku… but the more common and practical creations are simple sentences, phrases, word juxtapositions… even individual words sent in my voice as messages, comments, and communications to friends can be really fun.
You’ve heard my spoken-word performances. But until now, you’ve only ever heard what I wanted to say. This one-of-a-kind app makes it truly interactive for everyone. It’s a way for you to express your thoughts and your ideas, using my voice.
Now when you want to say something, with Shatoetry on your iPhone, I’m there to say it for you!
So give it a try. And happy Shatoetizing!
My best, Bill
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*** This app contains over 500 words, each with 3 different versions in delivery... so you can't say *everything* but you sure can say a lot of things! Additional wordpacks are available for purchase from within the app.