Table Simulator Crazy Saga 1.0

You just did not expect this! In the world there is already a simulator of everything, but for sure there was not a simulator of the table. You're the table! No, wait ... or is he a table? Oh, that's a mess. Someone just needs to figure out what's the matter.
Study carefully the ability of this mysterious table and then you can figure out what to do with it all. But be careful - who knows what secrets in itself is kept by a magical, mystical, secret, unusual, non-trivial, uncommon and super-duper mysterious table.
By the way, you can arrange your special table anywhere: in your apartment, at a friend's house, on the street, in secret catacombs, in general, anywhere you usually go. But what happens if you reveal the secret of the table in a very unusual place? Who knows ... maybe anything.
Do not be afraid! Connect and all together we will create our crazy saga!