Okay, so more like Gamma. We're in-production but it's still a little glitchy. Please show some support by "sending feedback to Yalib" in the app's Settings menu. We could use all the help we can get!
***** WELCOME TO YEET CLUB *****
The first rule of Yeet Club is not to talk about Yeet Club. Yeet Club is a social network for both small groups of exclusive friends and awakened autists alike. Socializing online is pointless if your feed is flooded by the meandering opinions and ruinous ruminations of cyber bullies, anonymous trolls, and bigots the world over. It's time to take a step back and relax. Wake up instead to the murmuring barrage of the irrevocably insane and impossibly manic exasperations of your closest friends' inner demons. Trust us, you'll feel much better about yourself!
To use Yeet Club, the first thing you need to do is Sign Up with your "Yecret Key". Next, invite your friends to sign up with same "Yecret Key" for entry into your own exclusive Yeet Club.
Yeet Club is the exclusive social network for those of us who want to get to know our friends better. Think of it like the real-time diary of you and your best friends' funniest, happiest, most frantic, exciting, and possibly depressing daily thoughts. You'll never get bored at Yeet Club.
So just to recap, here are just a few of the cool things you can do in Yeet Club:
- Create your own club to hang with mates of every persuasion
- Send a quick Yeeeeet! from your day
- Share images and publish polls
- Rant to your friends (and be notified when they be goin in)
- Keep up with the famed Yaanich News
- Customize your profile and tell everyone who is Bae
If you have any suggestions, don't hesitate to email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.